Guns Don’t Kill People. We Do. Duh.

Dear gun-haters,

Make no mistake: I own guns and I will shoot you either to injure you for your own protection, or outright kill you should you threaten to bring, or carry-out, harm to my family or myself. And the only 911 call I will make will be to request an ambulance to take your dead and bleeding body out of my house.

Are you shocked at this? Does this make you want to see me locked away? Am I now a threat to society? Do you think I am some mindless redneck who took his sister to the Junior Prom and impregnated her behind the 7-11?

Like I care.

My guns are just an extension of who and what I am. Tools, simply, to carry out my will. They won’t kill you. I will. One way or the other. But only if you warrant it or ask for it through arrogance and a deluded sense of self-importance. In simpler terms, if you fucking try to impose your ill-will upon me.

Suck on that for a while.